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Jab Gabbar Paida Hua To Uski Mammi Ne Use Tin Thappad Mare Gabbar Ke Pita: Kya Baat Ho Gai? Gabbar Ki Maa: Kambakht Paida Hote Hi Puch Raha Tha Ki Kitne Aadmi The?
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Santa: Aaj Kal Jyadatar Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hain Banta: Kyonki Duniya Men Itna Aantakvad Badh Gaya Hai Ki Wo Akele Aane Se Darte Hain
Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai. Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai!